Ashley Cole has released a statement saying he’s made himself available for the Aston Villa game tomorrow.

He is quoted as saying:

“I have made myself available for selection this weekend and it is now up to the manager whether he decides to play me.”

Fantastic.

In a pathetic attempt to drum up more publicity for himself he has now apparently said he’s willing to play for Arsenal.

My arse he does!

But Arsene Wenger wants you out of the club so you can take a running jump!

Like the fans, Arsene wants this horrible circus of negativity to end as soon as possible.

Could you even imagine Cashley Cole wearing both an Arsenla and Chelski shirt in the same season?!

I’m certain that’s not going to happen but nothing in football surprises me anymore…