Manchester United Fans Are Just Pathetic, Just Like Falcao

Last night it looked like Manchester City and Arsenal were in for Falcao, but instead the Columbian striker has moved to Manchester United in a one year loan deal.

Surprising is not the word – you would think he would have more aspirations than to be at a club that’s failed to win a single game this season and isn’t in the Champions League, but alas it’s clear that he is a mercenary of the biggest order.

Who else would join AS Monaco (a team in a rubbish league) and then Manchester United. Footballers get paid obscene amounts these days and you would think that ambition and glory would count for something – obviously not to Falcao though.

Unbelievable really. At least at Manchester City you’d be in the hunt for trophies, and at Arsenal it would be a similar story. But Falcao is just interested in making as much money as he can.

There was a part of me that did think we could bring in Falcao as our massive deadline day signing (just like we did with Özil last summer) but it looks like stubborn Arsene has got his way and will use Sanogoals for the foreseeable future.

The Manchester United fans are as pathetic as ever, constantly retweeting a post I clearly made in jest a few days ago:

However, the joke’s on them as Manchester United will still struggle to get in the Top 4 this season. They have Wayne Rooney, Robin van Persie, Juan Mata, Angel Di Maria and Radamel Falcao. Their signings smack of sheer desperation and how can you possibly accommodate all of those forwards?

The silver lining of course is that they are spending ridiculous amounts of money, getting themselves into even more debt and they still will miss out on Champions League football next season.

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63 thoughts on “Manchester United Fans Are Just Pathetic, Just Like Falcao

  1. at least we can sign players even without CL hahaha you Arsenal fans are fucking pathetic, RvP is alwasy injured and other players going out on loan, it gives us depth, not desperation.

  2. Ouch. Dry your eyes son, if only all clubs could sign world class players as desperation signings eh?! Don’t worry, Sonogo will get the goals to get you into the Champions League next season….

  3. Usual jealous rubbish from the Gooners. Falcao obviously didn’t fancy a trophy every nine years at Arsenal and never winning the Champions League. It’s also pretty clear that Manchester is a much more attractive place to live than that dump they call the capital.

  4. u a CUNT FOR THINKING HES GONA JOIN ARSENAL ..U GOT PICTURES OF HIS ARSENAL SHIRT ,,U A PATHETIC ASSHOLE FOR EVEN DOING THAT PREMATURELY

  5. you make out playing CL football is all a footballer wants!!! clearly isnt the case as arsenal get turnt down year after year. your also a very bitter and jealous individual. what gives arsenal the right to sign a player over man utd? What is the draw to come to arsenal?

    Dont be mad at other clubs signing worldclass players. Keep supporting arsene and his giroud, sonogo dealings.

  6. I can understand the bitterness towards Utd especially as your team is crying out for a striker. And judging by the picture you posted previously im sure a tinge of embarrassment is also playing a part in your discomfort. Yes Utd have paid alot for the players mentioned but in the same sentence any club and yours included would love to have a forward line like Utds (remember RVP?!). Real Madrid paid 86 mil for Bale, were they deemed as being desperate?….Suarez went for 75 mil to a team who were meant to be banned from signing players, are they desperate??…You guys paid 42 for Ozil, and well his performances have been as inspiring as Johnny Evans´…
    Time will obviously tell whether any of the purchases made by any club is worth it but for now you sound like a kid who is desperate!

  7. Wow someones a bit moody today its not desperation its called squad depth and to get someone of Falcaos’s quality on a loan with option to buy is a massive coup, any team in the world would’ve snapped this up we just got in there faster. Calling any teams fans pathetic is pathetic and just sums up the type of person you are….a jealous bitter goons fan. Just for record i have no problems with Arsenal fans at all your just a bad representation

  8. i totally agree with you. MANURE r their usual pathetic selves. Arsenal turned him down so you are taking our reject. FALCAO IS AN ARSENAL REJECT. your ugly manager has spent 200 mil and hasn’t won a single game since the season started. so SHUT UP.

    • GO SUCK A DICK,IT MIGHT GET THAT BITTER TASTE OUT YA MOUTH. FALCAO AN ARSENA REJECT? HA-HA-HA. THIS ISNT ALICE IN WONDERLAND SON, WAKE THE FUCK UP! DO YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY TO SIGN THAT KIND OF PLAYER? LET ME HELP YOU ANSWER. HELLL NOOOO.STOP BLAMIN YA UGLY LOOKING COACH AND ORGANISE SOME BAKE SALES AND SHIT. IT MIGHT HELP YOU RAISE FUNDS TO GET ANOTHER SANOGOALS.LLLOOOOOL. DUMB FUCKS.

      • Oi relax buddy having a jam day there or what……yeah the above article was written by a wanker but don’t poke at the rest of the supporters and the club. Sure u are entitled to ur opinion but u sound like an angry little prick with a big mouth hiding behind ur computer screen. Sounds like u need to talk to some one…..did ur girl friend leave u for a Gooner or what!! Clearly u dont know much about the finances of either club!! Shame!!

      • relax man. i just stated a fact. we rejected him, you guys can babysit him all you want cause he’s only there for the money. you’r just his shortcut to Real madrid. van gal is just applying medicine to your wounds. REMEMBER MK DONS???

  9. Way to make yourself look like a total dick! Even your own fans would be embarrassed of this article. Also love how “#Excited #AFC #WelcomeToArsenal” quickly translates to “clearly made in jest”. Think the joke is well and truely on you, tou twat!

  10. So you think the Arse is a perennial trophy winning team do you? What makes you think that he lacks ambition by joining United instead of the Arse. We’re just one season without any trophies…just cos ur’ll won the FACup…doesn’t make the Arse the glamour club you make them out to be…they were after all “boring boring Arsenal” before Wenger came and changed all that.

  11. Why are you adding more injury to our team bruv. Listen, Wenger is the pathetic one here. That guy refused to go after him and man u had the chance to grab him. Say the truth, Falcao is a good sign for United and while we Arsenal Wallow in our misery, there’s nothing we can do. Wenger Is killing us and believe me, Sanogo will never make a starting IX of a division 2 team. Stop Hating on another team and lets focus on ours. You just gave out our pains to our rivals. Grow up man and lets say the truth

  12. this has to be the most hilarious post i have ever read. the words sour & grapes come to mind.
    great signing for man utd. Their continued success over the years obviously still helps in attracting the best players.
    considering they have had such a terrible start to the season, they are only 3 points off arsenal.

  13. Ah the bitterness of an individual who’s club is starting to rival Liverpool for the amount of years in the EPL wilderness as far as winning the damn thing is concerned – ten years now, is it? United is little more than a year away from having won the trophy for a record-setting 20th time, but somehow the author wants to question why a player of Falcao’s stature would want to go to the most successful club in English football, as against an Arsenal team who’s only claim to glory in recent years is last season’s FA Cup, a trophy that has long since lost its magic as top tier teams increasingly use it as training ground for reserves while focusing more and more on European results. Yet the author somehow wishes to assuage his pain at the snub from Falcao by calling him mercenary for not wishing to play at the least successful of the ‘big five’, citing United’s one year hiatus from the CL as proof? Sure, this makes sense to everyone else – in his family perhaps. I’m sure, looking at Arsenal’s barren spell over the last decade, that Falcao gnashed his teeth as he took the money to go to a club that has won the EPL five times, and the CL once, since Arsenal last tasted major silverware. What a money-hungry loser, eh?

  14. FUCK ARSENAL,FUCK ARSENE WENGER, FUCK ALEXIS SANCHEZ,FUCK DENNIS BERGKAMP,FUCK GIROUD,FUCK THIERRY HENRY,FUCK DAVID SEAMAN,FUCK HIGHBURY,FUCK THE EMIRATES, FUCK LONDON and every other Fucking thing that BULLSHIT TEAM STANDS FOR. ARSENAL? so because of 1 FA cup win in about a decade yall talkin shit to MAN U? Even if Man U got relegated some day,(WHICH WILL NEVER COME) the big players will always PICK MAN U over you TROPHYLESS FUCKS.HOW DARE YOU DWARFS COMPARE BOTH YOURSELVES TO EUROPEAN AND WORLD GIANTS? I EXPECT THIS KIND OF TRASH FROM THE LIKES OF REAL MADRID,BARCA AND OTHERS, NOT YOU.ONCE AGAIN? FUCK ARSENAL.

    • Now Manu is FOOLS PARADISE. I cannot see even a single player loyal to the team. All the team lack interpersonal relationship and even scafre to applause to someone who score. Very shame to see that a single goal is scored ruing the LAST 270 MINUTES. THE PLAYERS DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SCORE FROM CORNER KICKS. Even if manu gets 100 corners I am sure no goal will come. Goodbye Manu. I m a fan since 1996.

  15. Arsenal aren’t exactly making it shine in the premier either, theyve hardly made and signings apart from chambers and Sanchez which to me are players they don’t exactly need, the need a striker. May as well have bought Fernando Torres because he’s the only one you’d get close too.

  16. And here goes another bad representation of my club ARSENAL…..dude, live with it, stop hating. You giving us a bad name. Your article is shit as fuck. Grow up dude. If we don’t get a striker now, We are done for as a club. Sanogo can do no shit.

  17. Lol.
    RVP needs a knee operation so will be out of action. Rooney and Falcao upfront. Mata plays behind the forwards and Di Maria will play on the left. That’s how you can accommodate all those ‘forwards’.
    Silly gooner.

  18. Completely agree, United are in free fall with these desperate signings.

    There is no way in hell that Di Maria is worth £60 million, no way.

    • Only 3 points behind Arsenal, with 10 injuries…interesting to see how much freefalling there is after the international break with a lot of those players back.

  19. Buyin’ world class players won’t solve man u woes….they don’t have a team..ferguson fear factor is no more with them,they look ordinary.Clubs with good team play will blow them away even with their money thirsty Falcao.

  20. Firstly id like to say that the the writer of the above article is a twat! Very stupid to assume things and then poke insults at other clubs and fans. Being an Arsenal supporter myself i don’t appreciate being called the names that have been thrown at all Gunners supporters because of one dildos comments. As far as I’m concerned both Arsenal and Man U should be very careful about what we say at the moment as neither team is playing up to standard. Leave it to the playing field to see what happens. Rather stand together against the wankers in blue!!

    • …and what did man u win last season?..TROPHYLESS..oh! pre-season shield..They defended the championship like idiots,even with their so called world class players..UTTER SHAME!

      • We didn’t win anything in 2004/05 either. Over the next 9 seasons we won 5 Premier League titles, 3 League Cups, 1 Champions League (+2 more final visits), 1 FIFA World Club Cup and the Community Shield 5 times. What did Arsenal win during that period ? Fuck all Premier League titles, fuck all League Cups, fuck all Champions League titles, fuck all FIFA World Club Cup and fuck all Community Shields. An extra time win in the FA Cup against a team who finished 16th in the league that year and all of a sudden you’re world beaters again? You should be careful, people’ll start thinking you’re the new Liverpool if you keep up that delusion!

  21. Its just so sad to see such a huge club (say what u want but its true) with a manager who is quite happy with mediocrity. Total disrespect for the fans and the clubs name and reputation!!

  22. Poor Arsenal.been trying the whole summer to court Falcao and the last day he jumped ship to MU. Well, it’s a toss up between 2 clubs that can’t win trophies for now, the big ones at least. MU won from 1 day of meeting him. There’s a thing called prestige in playing for the most successful club in English football, track record of having won the most trophies in the last decade, the sheer draw of playing alongside the biggest players and also the sheer aura of playing for MU at OT. Form is temporary, class is forever.

    Oh did I forget to mention that MU are not stinking stingy. MU picks players on ability and availability, not on price. World class players cost world class price. If you dare to dream, you must afford to pay. Tell that to Wenger the next time he tries to buy a Ferrari for the price of a Toyota.

    And even after we spent “spending ridiculous amounts of money” and another 100+ mil more, we’re still gonna have more money than you do.

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