Arsenal Will Be Lucky To Finish 4th After Stoke City Disaster

 

Last week, I asked if Arsenal had what it takes to beat Stoke and keep their title dreams alive. In a month where we play Stoke, Everton, Bayern Munich, Chelsea, Manchester City and Tottenham, I pointed out that the only must win games from those were Stoke, Everton and Tottenham. Stoke and Tottenham represent league games we need maximum points from to keep in touch with the top of the table, and we need to beat Everton to stay in the FA Cup.

Bayern Munich is a massive ask, and in the games against Chelsea and Manchester City it would not be a disaster if we drew those matches.

And I emphasised that it was vital that Arsenal started this run of games with a win against Stoke, otherwise it would start a “downward spiral of results” and if we couldn’t beat Stoke, then we’d be in a position where we’d need to beat Chelsea and City, which would be huge asks.

But yesterday, Arsenal were limp and in one disastrous afternoon took themselves out of the title race. Most of you reading this will comment that I’m not a real Arsenal fan, I’m overly negative and just scare mongering. But you have to look at Arsenal and face the facts.

We’ve won 2 out of the last 6 league games. That is not title winning form and we failed to beat the worst Manchester United team in 20 years, were humiliated at Anfield and threw away the lead at Southampton.

The fact is we’ve seen it all before. I have to say that Arsenal have been phenomenal this season and done so much more than I expected – I don’t think any Arsenal fan would have thought we could seriously fight for the Premier League title. But the turning point in our season was not buying a striker in January. We had to rely on Sanogo in the Champions League, and Giroud hasn’t got any real competition. Liverpool have Sturridge and Suarez, City have Aguero, Dzeko, Negredo and Jovetic, and even Manchester United have Rooney and Van Persie.

Even the most optimistic Arsenal fan cat expect is to win the Premier League now. There comes a point in the season where you need to win a game to stay in the race, and for us that was yesterday.

And worse of us still, with Liverpool jumping ahead of us to 2nd place, and with Manchester City with games in hand, it will be tough for Arsenal to turn things around and finish in 4th place come the end of the season.

Do Arsenal Have What It Takes To Beat Stoke City?

 

As February comes to an end and March begins, tomorrow marks the start of another massive round of games this month. Tomorrow we have Stoke City away which is always a tough game, then Everton, Bayern Munich, Tottenham Hotspur, Chelsea and finally Manchester City.

If you wanted a tougher month of football matches in a single month, you would find it hard to every find a month as difficult as that.

So a positive result tomorrow is massive. It gives us confidence going into what I like to call, “the month of death”. The experts will come out and say that this month will define our season, and to a big extent it’s hard to disagree. With the Bayern game aside, the others are ones we have to win. For me, if we didn’t progress in the Champions League then it wouldn’t be the end of the world – overturning a 2 goal deficit against the World Champions is a monumental ask at the best of times, so you can’t have a go at Arsenal if we don’t make it. We’ll give it one hell of a go I’m certain, but in terms of realistic trophies we can win this season, our priorities should be the Premier League and FA Cup.

We are only a single point off Chelsea and we need to make sure that gap doesn’t increase in March. Again, that’s a massive ask given the fixtures we have coming up, but not impossible. The must-win games for me this month are Stoke, Everton and Tottenham – draws against Chelsea and Manchester City would not be a disaster.

So do we have what it takes tomorrow?

Stoke City have always been awkward opponents for us and tomorrow will be no different. Mark Hughes has a different style to Tony Pulis, but the side pretty much has the same physical approach. They have players like Peter Crouch, Robert Huth, Charlie Adam, Jonathan Walters and Cunty McCunterson (previous name Ryan Shawcross). And since Mark Hughes has taken over, they’ve had the most cards issued in the league and given away the most fouls.

So don’t think they’ve turned over a new leaf.

Tomorrow will be decided on which Arsenal turn up. To win all 3 points Arsenal need to be aggressive, decisive and give 110%. This is not a game we can play badly and nick all 3 points. Stoke never let you settle and if too many Arsenal players are off their game, we will lose.

Arsene unusually gave the players 2 days off so I think he knows the players need to be both mentally and physically ready for the challenge that faces us tomorrow.

It is one of the most toughest away days the Premier League can offer, so Arsenal need to make sure they’re fully prepared for the battle that awaits.

Will Joel Campbell Ever Play For Arsenal? Or Join Arsene’s Abyss?

 

In regards to the Champions League, I obvious watched Arsenal last week in a game I think we all felt frustrated by. We started excellently, should have taken the lead and then disaster struck as we had Szczesny sent off, went down to 10 men and conceded two away goals.

A massive task for us to stay in the competition but we’ll find out in a few weeks time.

Last night however, I flicked over to ITV1 HD (you’ve got to watch the football in HD right?) and to my surprise Manchester United were losing 2-0 to Olympiacos after only an hour played. This is the Manchester United that always (and I mean always) get the easier draw for the group stages and the knockout stages. A quick look online and on Twitter and I soon found that the person who scored the second goal was Joel Campbell.

And another quick look on YouTube and I soon saw that his goal was top drawer, a goal of real quality.

He coolly nutmegged Michael Carrick before curling a really beautiful shot into the bottom corner, giving David De Gea absolutely no chance.

A fantastic goal on the biggest stage, against a team of real European pedigree.

As you would expect, the Arsenal fans were going mental on Twitter, loving the fact he was on our books.

He was signed in the infamous summer of 2011 after we got battered 8-2 at Old Trafford. Because of work permit issues, he went on loan to French side Lorient and then Real Betis in Spain. This season he’s in Greece and over the last few seasons, he has been getting some valuable experience in different leagues around Europe.

But the big question was, will Joel Campbell ever play for Arsenal?

Joel Campbell is one of those signings you can never tell what is going to happen. Usually when Arsene signs a player he’s will fall into 4 different categories. Either the player is a young star with loads of potential who will slot straight into the first team squad to learn the Arsenal style (I’m thinking Theo Walcott, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Aaron Ramsey), an experienced player who automatically commands a first team place (such as Arteta, Mertesacker, Giroud), a player that goes on loan to get experience because we think he needs to improve (Joel Campbell, Francis Coquelin, Nicklas Bendtner, Emannuel Frimpong for instance) and then we have the final category, which I like to call “Arsene’s Abyss”.

It could be argued that Joel Campbell is in either of the last 2 categories, but in the latter category in particular, Arsene has a record of signing players that leave Arsenal fans completely speechless as to why they even joined the football club in the first place.

You have players such as Carlos Vela, Nicklas Bendtner, Pascal Cygan, Johan Djourou, Sebastien Squillaci, Mikel Silvestre, Philippe Senderos, Fran Merida and Jeremie Aliadiere and Julio Baptista who didn’t make the grade at Arsenal, but you understood why they were bought. They were either young players who had a lot of potential but just didn’t see it realised at the club, even though they were given a lot of chances, or in the case of Zinedine Cygan and The Beast they were just flops.

Then you have “Arsene’s Abyss” – players who you have no idea why they were bought in the first place. And players such as Junichi Inamoto, Park Chu-Young and the infamous Amaury Bischoff are in this category.

In the case of Inamoto and Park Chu-Young, you could assume they were purchased because of their brand in Asia. Inamoto was a big star for Japan and Park Chu-Young is massive in South Korea. Unfortunately for them, although they probably sold a lot of Arsenal shirts at their time with us, their careers went downhill as Arsenal refused to even give them any kind of chance to play for us. It’s hard to believe they were bought for anything other than commercial reasons which in a way is pretty disgusting. The careers of Inamoto and Chu-Young have basically been ruined because of us.

And Amaury Bischoff? Even to this day I have no idea why he was signed. The only rational solution I can come up with is that he was Arsene Wenger’s illegitimate love child and he was blackmailed into signing him got Arsenal.

So what about Joel Campbell?

Will he be another Carlos Vela or could he be someone who could make the grade at Arsenal?

He has said on several ocassions that Arsenal is the club he has supported as a child and he chose us because he has a desire to wear the red and white of Arsenal. He has also stated that he is willing to work extremely hard to make that happen, and from the evidence of yesterday he looks like he is developing into a half decent player.

The key question is, will Arsene Wenger give him his chance?

Monreal & Özil Cost Arsenal The Game, And The Tie (w/ Player Ratings)

 

Arsenal started the first 10 minutes on fire. Yaya Sanogo, the surprise choice ahead of the troubled Olivier Giroud started brightly; winning headers, taking on players and keeping possession well. The whole team looked confident and we had half decent chances through Sanogo and Cazorla.

Then Özil won a penalty. This was our chance to take the lead against the reigning European champions.

Our red hot start to the game looked to have been rewarded.

But to my surprise, Mesut Özil was readying himself to take the kick. He had already missed a penalty kick against Marseille earlier this season after taking a very short run up and I said at the time that it looked lazy and it was a stupid way to take a penalty.

And unfortunately, he did exactly the same again.

The worst thing was that it wasn’t a surprise the penalty was saved. It obviously doesn’t work (at least not against the better goalkeepers) and it was a massive chanced missed to take an early stranglehold on the game.

After that as you would expect, Bayern had more possession and it was more of an even match, and Mathieu Flamini made a really excellent block from a half-volley which looked destined to go in.

Sanogo’s impressive start wasn’t restricted to the first 10 minutes as some excellent hold up play and a brilliant through ball almost saw Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain through on goal to score the opener. The young winger who was selected ahead of Tomas Rosicky looked full of confidence and wasn’t afraid to take on Dante whenever he could.

In the first half an hour, we showed the best team in Europe we were a match for them.

Unfortunately, Gibbs had to go off and Monreal came on. You all know how I feel about him, I think he’s useless defensively, a slight upgrade on Andre Santos. And apart from the fact he played in the games where we lost 6-3 to Manchester City and 5-1 to Liverpool, he was also up against one of the most intelligent footballers in game (according to Pep Guardiola) in Philip Lahm.

Once Monreal came on Bayern sensed they could open the scoring. Götze, Robben and Lahm were all the right side of the pitch, exploiting the space the Spanish left-back tends to leave. And within minutes of Monreal’s introduction his “influence” told and as he left Robben to go on a free run and Szczesny clipped the Bayern winger.

The decision to send of the goalkeeper for me, was a disgrace. Surely, it’s a penalty kick but surely a yellow card would suffice?

With Szczesny sent off, Fabianski came on and his first job was to face a penalty from Alaba. The Bayern midfielder opted to fizz it into the corner but got his angles slightly wrong as it hit the upright.

When you think things couldn’t have got any worse for Arsenal, it was a let off but we had the prospect of facing Bayern Munich with 10 men for 50 minutes.

We went in level at half time in a game which was not short of drama. We missed a penalty, we had a man sent off and then they missed a penalty. Robben was booed every time he touched the ball and it was hard to feel happy we hadn’t conceded a decisive away goal or gutted because we didn’t take the lead.

The positives at half time were the performances of Mathieu Flamini, Laurent Koscielny, Per Mertesacker, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Yaya Sanogo. They were immense in the first 45 minutes and gave it everything they had.

The negatives were the performances of Nacho Monreal and Mesut Özil. Monreal isn’t a good defender by any stretch of the imagination and he was “supported” on the left hand side by Özil. A change at half time was needed if we weren’t going to concede in the second half. And then we come to the conundrum that is Özil. His style appears lazy and the penalty miss was a disgrace, and his third penalty miss in a row.

Maybe I’m being simplistic here, but what’s wrong with just smashing the fucking ball into the net?

As you would expect, Bayern attacked down our right hand side where the useless Monreal and Özil were “defending”. And the opening goal came from that position, where Robben and Kroos had the freedom of the city to knock the ball back and fourth. Kroos then curled a shot into the top corner and even on Twitter before they had even opened the scoring, I had predicted that Özil and Monreal would cost us the game.

 

 

 

Bayern were attacking so much on that side of the pitch that Bacary Sagna and Oxlade-Chamberlain were virtually spectators.

With half an hour remaining, Arsenal needed to make sure they didn’t concede another goal and be out of the tie completely.

As Monreal and Özil allowed Robben, Lahm and Gotze to dance around, it seemed like it would only be a matter of time before the German side doubled their lead.

It baffles me that when Tomas Rosicky did make his introduction with 20 minutes to go, it was Oxlade-Chamberlain who made way instead of the terrible Özil. It was obvious from the start of the second half that our left hand side was our major weakness and for Arsene not to address it was deeply worrying.

And with 3 minutes remaining, yet another cross from the right hand side was our undoing. Lahm should have been charged down by Özil but he was given about 50 years to pick out a ball for Bayern to score a second from a header.

In the end, it was a hugely frustrating night caused by one man in particular. The man who is supposed to be the diamond in our side was actually a hinderance us and obviously, the moment which defined the game was the poor Mesut Özil penalty.

My grandmother could have taken a better penalty than that, and she’s in a wheelchair.

After the game, Arsene remarked that he “preferred players to run properly to the ball” on a penalty. That, I don’t disagree with Arsene.

Player Ratings:

Wojciech Szczesny: 5/10
Unlucky to be sent off. Didn’t have a huge amount to do before being dismissed.

Bacary Sagna: 7/10
Solid on the right hand side but hardly involved as Bayern attacked relentlessly on our left hand side.

Per Mertesacker: 8/10
Excellent in the circumstances, organised the back four well. Made some important tackles and interceptions as well.

Laurent Koscielny: 8/10
Very good alongside Mertesacker, and did well considering. Also made some vital blocks and won the majority of his tackles. Also drove the side forward whenever he could.

Kieran Gibbs: 7/10
Did well until he went off injured.

Mathieu Flamini: 8/10
Gave everything he had and made some truly fantastic blocks. Without him fighting in the middle of the pitch, we could have lost by a larger margin.

Jack Wilshere: 7/10
Found it hard in the middle once we were down to 10 men but coped well all things considered.

Santi Cazorla: 6/10
Couldn’t impose himself in the game and struggled.

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain: 7/10
Full of running in the first 30 minutes but subdued once Szczesny was sent off. Unfortunate to be taken off in the second half.

Mesut Özil: 2/10
Awful. Awful penalty and awful performance. Once he missed the penalty he disappeared, which isn’t really what you’d expect from a supposedly world class player.

Yaya Sanogo: 7/10
Made an excellent start to the game, holding the ball up well and almost created a great chance for Oxlade-Chamberlain. Couldn’t influence the game once we went down to 10 men.

Lukasz Fabianski: 7/10
Made a few decent saves and couldn’t really do anything about the Kroos goal.

Nacho Monreal: 3/10
Got absolutely mullered by Lahm, Robben and Gotze.

Why Jose Mourinho Is Just A Monumental Tw*t

 

When Jose Mourinho was about to return to the Premier League, the British media went crazy. People were beside themselves with excitement, unable to wait for God himself to return to our league and grace us all with his mere presence.

But now he’s show himself not to be the “Special One” or the “Happy One”, he’s just proven he’s the “Fucking Stupid One”.

He threw his toys out of the pram when West Ham earned a draw at Stamford Bridge, with the laughable notion that Sam Allardyce’s side “parked the bus”, despite the fact he did exactly the same against Arsenal and Manchester United earlier in the season.

And I’m not a fan of Allardyce by any stretch of the imagination, but his reaction to Jose’s rant was priceless:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH53mTdjvbc

And now we have the apparent feud with Arsene Wenger. You don’t need to tell me how ridiculous the “Specialist in Failure” comments are, and how Arsene has overseen a massive stadium move and had to work with limited funds. Mourinho however has spent more money on transfers as a manager than any other manager in world football. Probably, but you get my point.

Jose Mourinho has previous when it comes to being a monumental twat, and here are some of his career highlights:

His Purchases In The Transfer Market

With a bottomless pit of money, obviously you will use it and Mourinho was no exception. Arsenal fans will tell you about Arsene’s ability to buy young talent and mould them into world class players. We have Thierry Henry, Patrick Vieira, Nicolas Anelka, Gael Clichy, Cesc Fabregas, Bobby Pires, Kolo Toure, Manu Eboue – the list is endless. Don’t get me wrong, Wenger has had his fair share of donkeys in his time. Remember Francis Jeffers? Remember Richard Wright?

Well whatever Arsene’s poor buys have added up to, they surely don’t even come close to the value of Mourinho’s crap purchases.

We have Mateja Kezman (£5.4m), Tiago (£10m), Paulo Ferreira (£13.3m), Michael Ballack (Free), Andriy Shevchenko (£30m) and Asier del Horno (£8m) to name but a few over the years. And Eto’o is setting the world alight isn’t he?

Great stuff.

And some of Mourinho’s best players, Lampard, Terry and Joe Cole were already there, and if you think back you will remember that Petr Cech and Arjen Robben were actually Claudio Ranieri signings.

Tapping Up Ashley Cole

Then there is Mourinho’s disregard for even the simplest rules. Because he had a so-called ‘left-back crisis’ he saw fit to meet Cashley Cole behind Arsenal’s back, despite the fact he was under contract to Arsenal Football Club. Yes, Cole is hardly blameless either but for a ‘top manager’ to even do this is completely ridiculous. Would SAF or AW do this?

This would be a damaging matter that would start from late January until late September of 2005, covering most of the season where Arsenal would finish second to Chelsea in the Premier League. Arguably one of Arsenal’s best talents and Arsenal fans would leave for Chelsea just one season later after Arsene Wenger allowed him to leave, and after playing him in one of the biggest games in World Football – the Champions League Final.

Mourinho himself was fined £200,000 for his part in the saga, which was reduced to £75,000 on appeal. Not a bad price for poaching one of the best left backs in English football.

The Anders Frisk Affair

During the 2004/2005 Champions League campaign and during a game against Barcelona and the Camp Nou, Jose Mourinho publicly accused referee Anders Frisk of ‘inviting Frank Rijkaard to his dressing room at half time’ which is against UEFA regulations.

Anders Frisk would receive death threats after Mourinho’s public tongue-lashing and after severe criticism from Chelsea fans, Chelsea players and Chelsea management. Only weeks later, Frisk would cut short his 18 year career as a referee because of death threats towards him and his family.

Mourinho on the other hand would receive a two match touchline ban.

And Volker Roth, the UEFA referee’s chief would later call Jose Mourinho “an enemy of football.”

Quite an accolade, Jose.

A year later again in the Champions League, Barcelona fans would greet Mourinho with abuse and spitting when he arrived in Catalan, and he would experience even more on the way to the team hotel.

Other Feuds & Controversies

One incident Arsenal fans will remember are Mourinho’s comments where he called Arsene Wenger a ‘voyeur’ who was obsessed with Chelsea. Jose would also reveal having a 120 dossier which was full on comments Arsene has made about Chelsea. Mourinho would realise how stupid he was making those comments and would later apologise to Arsene in the form of a greeting card.

In December 2006, Mourinho was in the headlines again – this time labelling Everton’s Andy Johnson a ‘cheat and untrustworthy’. This would prompt Everton to threaten with legal action, and force Mourinho to apologise yet again for his outlandish statements.

He then of course called Double Player of the Year Cristiano Ronaldo ‘ill-educated, disrespectful and immature‘, for which Mourinho apologised yet again…

And there was the goal Luis Garcia scored in the Champions League against Chelsea, where had another public tantrum about the goal being allowed in the first place. A top motion expert argued said it was actually over the line, and Rafa Benitez pointed out that Baros should of had a penalty for the initial incident anyway if the goal hadn’t of stood. Something which obviously slipped the mind of Jose Mourinho.

The ‘Special One’s’ Love For Chelsea

Before even joining Chelsea, Jose Mourinho would publicly declare how he would much rather join Liverpool, citing several reservations about joining Chelsea.

And if Jose loves Chelsea so much, surely he would just get on with his job?

Instead he managed to get involved in all kinds of backroom politics, seemingly looking for an excuse for an arguement. Well it looks like he got what he wanted, which was a £20 million plus pay off from the club he ‘loves’ so much.

Conclusion

The problem is the word ‘great’ is banded around far too much, especially with the excessive media coverage we get in this modern age. 24 hour sports news channels, endless football websites – these need to fill time and space and what better way to go well over the top about Jose Mourinho.

We have every man and his dogs opinion on how ‘amazing’ Jose was, and it’s amazing people forget someones faults and failings when they are gone.

Yes, he was probably Chelsea’s ‘greatest ever’ manager but that’s not exactly hard with their “history” is it?

But the media love him because he always has a story. They say Arsene is the king of spin but Mourinho sets his own agenda and the press love it. It’s easy having Mourinho around to create the stories and set the tone, with more and more demand for fresh, new stories.

But people are starting to see what Jose Mourinho really is – a paranoid, control freak who says things for shock value. He loves the attention but craves it so much people are realising he spouts a lot of shit.