In a world exclusive, we can officially reveal that Higuain’s dog Fito (Fido in Spanish, probably) has officially confirmed his owner will be moving to London for Arsenal FC.
In a statement, he said:
“Woof woof.”
And while I’m no dog expert, obviously, it translates as:
“I was running around the house as usual when I saw a school teacher (Arsene Wenger) and his personal assistant (Ivan Gazidis) and they talked about moving to Arsenal.
“At that point, I went outside and licked my balls.”
So there you have it. If you were unsure about whether this deal was actually going to happen then wonder no more.
so your mum met the school teacher and his PA
Old story
Troll-a-lol-lol
Pls, what exactly delaying Gazalo .h?
Meow
I fear you have been sadly misinformed.
Higuain’s cat, who is much more ITK than the dog said quite specifically that we shouldn’t hold our breath on this one.
It could take ages and one needs to be aware that MCFC could be lurking.
ARSENAL NEEDS GONZALO HIGUIAN
i hope no dog meat restuarant in london?
the same story of Higuain.
Hahahaha!!!
This is d best time 4 Arsenal 2 snatch Higuin.
We will welcome u HIGUAIN.
Let’s wait & see….
Going by other reports…….
Higuain is on holiday in Argentina until the end of this month.
So if he hasn’t already signed a contract by fax….then theres still time for a hijack. And if that is the case then higuain must be waiting for one as well.
Confused dot com may have the answer….for f##k sakes.
Wenger dnt deserv to b called prof!he dnt hv ambition!
Give me back the two minutes I spent on reading this trash!!!
Thank you for confirming to me that you are completely retarded and I have no idea what the fuck you are doing with this website! Tell your mom that she should have never given birth to a scumbag like you who calls himself a Gunners Fan… Support the Spuds or Newcastle instead – they have no brain as well, so you should fit in easily 😉
Knowing wengers transfer dealings, dont be surprised if we are signing higuains 12 year old brother. One for the future! Give me the £70m to spend! Id bring in fellaini. Id make sure our offer to higuain is too good to turn down. Id bid for buffon, ok juve probably wont have it but it will make a statement.
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