In a world exclusive, we can officially reveal that Higuain’s dog Fito (Fido in Spanish, probably) has officially confirmed his owner will be moving to London for Arsenal FC.
In a statement, he said:
And while I’m no dog expert, obviously, it translates as:
“I was running around the house as usual when I saw a school teacher (Arsene Wenger) and his personal assistant (Ivan Gazidis) and they talked about moving to Arsenal.
“At that point, I went outside and licked my balls.”
So there you have it. If you were unsure about whether this deal was actually going to happen then wonder no more.