Stoke City Are A Complete Disgrace

 

In 2006, I wrote about About Diaby breaking his leg in a horribly late challenge by Dan Smith of Sunderland. That was a shocking tackle which no-one in the media cared about. I was incensed by how everyone glossed over the whole incident and was in total disbelief that the challenge only resulted in a yellow card.

The first paragraph stated:

“I’ve had time to think about the tackle by Dan Smith on Abou Diaby, who we now know is out for at least 9 months – a devastating time out for a young, promising player who really looked to have got into his stride at Arsenal.”

Unfortunately, not unlike the situation Aaron Ramsey finds himself in.

Then in 2008, I wrote about the horrific ‘tackle’ on Eduardo.

I should really just repeat what I said in the article about Eduardo. To me, the whole situation is a complete disgrace.

Arsene Wenger is completely right. A challenge like that is completely unacceptable.

I am absolutely furious. I am so angry that this has happened again and I am sick and tired of all the bollocks that is spewed out in the aftermath.

As per, the opposing manager comes out with the whole bullshit about how a player isn’t dirty, and it isn’t in his nature. They have the fucking nerve to criticise Arsene Wenger and his comments, despite the fact one of his players has broken his leg! Then, for good measure, you have all these fucking retards who feel sorry for Shawcross, because he fucking cried after making the challenge!

Awww, poor Shawcross, did you hurt your leg breaking Ramsey’s? Don’t make me sick.

I thought Phil Brown was a cunt but Pulis is on another level.

What a fucking joke.

I’ll stand by what I said when Martin Taylor broke Eduardo’s leg.

Teams believe that because we play football a certain way they think they can bully us out of games. Another way to put it is to kick us off the park. The “experts” say it’s not being dirty, but it’s just out-muscling Arsenal.

The fact of the matter is, there’s making a legitimate challenge and then there’s being reckless. Yes, he may not have had the intent to break his leg but the challenge was completely unnecessary and to fly in at that pace (enough to smash someone’s leg) is always going to risk serious injury to the recipient.

I don’t buy this accident bollocks. We all watch football, we all play football and something like Shawcross’s challenge was ridiculous. It infuriates me even more than these football pundits who come out with the classic “he was done by a bit of pace” remark. As if it was comparable to something like leaving the hot water on.

Footballers know what they’re doing, and if they didn’t then surely we would have broken legs every week. Football is a physical game and you know when something is reckless and late, or mistimed. Shawcross swung his leg with so much force that he managed to break Ramsey’s leg, despite the fact he was wearing shin pads.

And the challenge was high.

Before Ramsey got the ball it was played to him on the ground so unless Shawcross’s co-ordination is so bad that he imagined the ball was bouncing in mid-air then it was at the very least reckless. He followed through about a foot off the ground. If he didn’t intend to injure Ramsey he was certainly trying to clatter Ramsey after “winning” the ball.

I guess I’m not making much sense, as I am still devastated about a promising young player who is facing a major setback in his career. If you want more sense, just read my Eduardo article, I had a few days to compose before I wrote that one.

And I’m sure I’ll get slaughtered for labelling Shawcross, Pulis and Stoke City for being a disgrace. But you know what, I couldn’t give a flying fuck.

Aaron Ramsey, I hope you make a speedy recovery and our best wishes go out to you.

I’ll write about Arsenal’s courageous performance and the weekend’s football tomorrow, once I have calmed down.

John Terry Is A Complete Disgrace

 

What a joke John Terry is.

Wayne Bridge has made an official statement saying that he doesn’t want to be chosen for the England team, in the wake of all the sordid allegations that John Terry cheated with his ex-girlfriend.

John Terry should be the one making a statement and stepping down.

Now to me, a lot of people are having a go at Wayne Bridge, saying he’s been crap anyway this season and players like Warnock and Baines are more worthy of a place in the squad.

But to me, that’s not the point.

Regardless of whether Bridge is off form or not, John Terry should have done the honourable thing and made himself unavailable. But to be honest, we all know John Terry doesn’t know what honourable actually means.

This is the guy that cheated on his team-mates girlfriend, despite the fact both relationships in question had children involved. Then, if that wasn’t enough, he desperately tried to cover it up by getting an injunction in court.

Then, once he was stripped of his England captaincy, he turned around and said he’ll try and win the captaincy back.

Is this guy even on the same planet?

But on a positive note, he can give you a guided tour of Chelsea’s training ground for just £10k.

The fact is John Terry is someone who does what he wants when he wants. He lives in this bubble where the light shines out of his arse and everyone around him is praising him 24/7. So it’s no surprise he did what he did – he thinks he’s untouchable.

And you know the saddest thing of all? It’s the fact that Bridge obviously felt that everyone was supporting Terry over the whole saga. Even everyone at Chelsea is supporting Terry – as if it was him who had been wronged! Football is truly a different world where the best players are treated differently to everyone else.

It’s like a popularity contest, and Terry still has support even though he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

But the England squad is full of Terry’s mates, like the cheating Ashley Cole, bar brawling Steven Gerrard, drugs cheat Rio Ferdinand and toilet seat stealing Glen Johnson.

What a disgrace.

Pity Ireland didn’t make the World Cup – I’d support them instead.

What’s Going On With Portsmouth?

 

I’ve heard lots of things regarding Portsmouth and the effect it will have on the Premier League season.

From what I understand (which is probably wrong) is that if Portsmouth end up being “wound up” then they will cease to exist and all the games they have played this season in the Premier League will become null and void.

And this directly effects the title race.

Manchester United and Arsenal have both played Portsmouth twice, so will lose 6 points, and a hat full for goals in the process. Chelsea however, have only played Portsmouth once meaning they will only lose 3 points.

Currently Chelsea, Manchester United and Arsenal have 11 games remaining but while that wouldn’t change for United or Arsenal, Chelsea will have their remaining games cut down to 10. Which essentially means that Chelsea are one game less away from keeping their advantage, and both Manchester United and Arsenal will have to play an extra game more.

So effectively Chelsea gain 3 points while we have a game remaining to make up that 3 point deficit.

So Chelsea gain a slight advantage because they have one less game to play while we have an extra game to make up 3 lost points. So any slip up will be costly for us.

Anyway, I’ve setup up an ‘Arsenal Title Charge’ graphic which you can see to the right. Once you see it blacked out then we’ve blown it.

Fortunately, with the win over Sunderland, our challenge is ‘still alive’.

We’ve got 11 cup games until the end of the season.

1 Game Down, 11 More To Go

 

Arsenal (2) – (0) Sunderland
Bendtner (27′), Fabregas (90′)
The Emirates Stadium, London

Before yesterday’s game, Sunderland were 19th in the Premier League form table, only above Portsmouth. Their last league win was actually against us in November and since then they have only picked up 5 points. So this game should have been straight forward, considering we were playing at The Emirates.

But Sunderland had a couple of decent chances and while the game could have been 20 nil to Arsenal it could have just as easily been a draw.

But you know what? I couldn’t care less.

Because Arsenal had 12 league games remaining and to stand any chance to nicking the title they need to win them all.

And the bottom line is we’ve won the first. We’ve passed the first hurdle.

The are a few points I will make though:

Eboue is far, far more effective going forward, and should start more games going into the run in. Whether it’s on the right side of an attacking three or at right back, it doesn’t matter. He has the skill and pace to beat players and considering we don’t really care about defending then we might as well try and be as effective as possible going forward.

Bendtner’s form is paramount to whether we win anything this season. We don’t have Van Persie and we know playing Arshavin or Eduardo as the target man doesn’t work. Bendtner didn’t have his shooting boots on yesterday but hopefully that will come with more starts – his goal yesterday would have done him the world of good.

Almunia actually had a good game yesterday. The fact is we can’t bring anyone else in now so let’s hope he can stay consistent over the remaining 11 games.

And that’s pretty much it now. We play Stoke next weekend and they haven’t lost in 2010. They will be a hell of a test for our team but getting a win is all that matters. I don’t care if we get battered for 90 minutes and nick a last minute winner.

It’s all about the 3 points.

I Am Just Sick And Tired Of These Ridiculous And Amateurish Mistakes

 

FC Porto (2) – (1) Arsenal
Campbell (18′)
Estadio do Dragao

For Sol Campbell this was his return to Champions League football since the heartbreaking final in 2006, where he marked with his last game for Arsenal with a headed goal. He scored a valuable goal tonight and just like in Paris we lost this game 2-1.

Football’s a funny old game isn’t it?

But co-incidences and irony aside, this was a poor night for Arsenal.

At a time when Arsenal find themselves just about back in the title race and supposed to be showing determination, solidarity and spirit to kick on for the last part of the season they were a collective shambles.

Almunia was injured (Arsene’s code for dropping a goalkeeper) and started with Fabianski. Unfortunately, whenever Almunia has played poorly and given Fabianski a chance (and there’s been a lot) the young Polish keeper hasn’t stepped up. He looks terrified and you couldn’t even say that he’s completely inexperienced. He’s made over 30 appearances now.

Vito Mannone is the best goalkeeper we have at the football club. And that’s saying something about the dire situation Arsenal are in.

The two goals Arsenal conceded were so shambolic they are something you would see on a second rate Christmas bloopers compilation DVD but unfortunately for Arsenal fans there was nothing funny about the ridiculous and quite frankly amateurish mistakes we seem to be making lately.

We’ve debated why Arsene doesn’t teach defence but do we actually have a goalkeeping coach?

The sheer ridiculousness of the mistakes Arsenal make these days are just depressing now.

I would compare the mistakes to ones made in Sunday league football but that would be a huge insult to Sunday league football.

Against Manchester United, terrible defending made Nani look like Ronaldo. The fact is he is an average player and we made him look world class. Against Chelsea, more shocking mistakes gave Chelsea an easy victory.

And tonight? Well you wouldn’t believe it unless you saw the game.

Their first goal was a cross from the wide right and for some reason he wasn’t set, and despite the fact the ball was just going across the goal Fabianski amazingly managed to turn the ball into his own net.

This is basic level stuff, and I have no idea what our goalkeepers do in training. Probably overhead kicks and heading.

Similar stuff to the Nani/Almunia goal against Manchester United a few weeks ago, so it’s good to know Fabianski is learning from Arsenal’s number one.

And the second goal was just as farcical.

The ball was running back to the goalkeeper with no threat from any Porto player, Sol clipped the ball and instead of kicking it, Fabianski picked it up.

Now, you can debate whether it was Campbell’s or Fabianski’s fault for conceding the indirect freekick in the penalty area, but what happened afterwards was even more farcical. Instead of holding up play (we even do this in my local Sunday league games) they literally handed Porto the ball, and stood off as they rolled the ball into the net.

In a Champions League game of this magnitude and could very well shape our season, we do not one, but two stupid things!

I can’t explain what the hell is going on with Arsenal at the moment.

Arsene can moan about rules and the freekick but the sad and sobering truth is Arsenal are a shambles. We’re not ruthless enough to kick the ball away or waste time nevermind win enough games to win the league.

Are Arsenal’s players just over pampered kids who don’t understand football?

Teams and players that have experienced success know what it takes to grind out a result or get a slight advantage here and there, but none of our players seem to have a clue.

Remember the Thierry Henry days when we were the team that would punish teams with quick freekicks and nice little tricks? That used to be us.

But nowadays we’re seeing the same ridiculous mistakes time and time again from our players, and I’m just sick and tired of it.