After being labelled negative by some Arsenal fans for posting my last few articles on how the transfer window was a debacle, how Arsenal have conned the supporters by “pretending” to sign players and explaining why Arsenal will won’t spend a penny this summer, I’ve decided to look around and try to find something “positive”.
And the only glimmer of hope I can find is with The Emirates Cup. I’ve stated before that the new Arsenal away kit launch and the Asia Tour would have been perfect opportunities to reveal an exciting new signing and give all of the Arsenal fans, and players, a massive lift before the start of the new season.
And today signals the last big showcase event to reveal a new signing.
So this might be a bit “out there”, but it could just be genius, which Arsene Wenger is after all.
With Arsenal fans disappointed and frustrated at the lack of big signings, Gonzalo Higuain represents one of those disappointments. But what if, Arsenal and Arsene came up with something spectacular?
Surely it is no co-incidence that Arsenal’s first opponents in The Emirates Cup are Italian side Napoli, the very club Gonzalo Higuain signed for after being “so close” to joining Arsenal.
But what if this was planned all along?
Can you imagine the massive explosion of excitement if this happened:
Picture the scene now… Arsenal and Napoli have their team sheets read out to the Arsenal faithful… Gonzalo Higuain’s name is called out on the Napoli team sheet to a chorus or boos all around the stadium. Then, as Napoli walk onto the pitch, their starting eleven comes out but Higuain isn’t there.
What’s going on everyone in the stadium asks?
Then, the Arsenal team come out one by one. The first ten players come onto the pitch but wait, where’s our eleventh man?
After a long pause, the stadium announcer shouts out “Gonzalo Higuain!” and in one of the most spectacular events in Arsenal’s history, Higuain comes onto the pitch in an Arsenal shirt!!
The crowd go absolutely crazy!
Arsene Wenger you old joker, he had us all fooled after all!
what drugs are you on
hahahahahahaha exactly what i was thinking. Crack is Whack..
Something cheap I suppose…
Lol!
The poster is surely on drug
Retarded post
This is the most stupid unrealistic idea ive ever heard…
Number one.. Higuain has alredi signed for napoli! and i dont think they would appreciate the bad press if that had be proven a lie!
Number Two- wenger has alredi said no signings before the emirates cup
Im an arsenal fan aswell so want a big signing but at least be realistic and patient
Chill, it’s a joke
Surely Arsene Wenger is joker,
CRAP!!! Higuain is not that special and am happy he is comin to emirate so that all the arsenal fans that hav been diein for him will see his weakness
Well said.
It could be lord Lucan or shergar
You mean Suarez comes out? …how can Higuain become an Arsenal player after officially signing for Napoli?? Strange post!! you are either very young and immature or very deluded! How can (even if this was tongue in cheek) anyone continue reading your blogs and listen to your opinions if you post stuff like this?? NO huge surprise will happen! oh except for Sanogo coming out and proving to everyone how good he is!! good players can cost nothing or cost £50mil! Only glory supporters appreciate big money signings! Any normal or intelligent fan understands that big money doesnt mean a good player! (Torres!! £50m joke!!) Just because the mainstream fan hasn’t heard of someone before doesn’t mean they are not a top player, just means they don’t know who he is!! craving for big signings? its only the glory supporters or blogs or newspapers who crave that!!! everyone else wants signings who will fit into our team in the positions we need! e.g a central defender!! Money is not the issue, its all about the player whether he cost £1mil or £30mil! if he is the right player for our team then we will find him!! a huge superstar signing only appeases the mugs!!! idiots!!
You don’t understand he meant if and dat does not he is an arsenal player
Calm down knobheads…I think it was meant as a joke. Very good post and cheered me up a bit as we have spent fuck all…again!!
Jesus H Christ, how can anyone not realise this was a complete pisstake?!
This whole site is a pisstake mate. He never misses a chance to have a pop at the club. I sincerely hope he is not “Arsenal 4 Life” because with “supporters” like him we’re totally shafted.
Pisstake or Hittake ?
There’s nothing funny about this crap you call an article, you slimey drunk blogger!
come on guys, it’s a joke, and a good one 🙂
Agreed.
Nope its not funny just another blogger backing away from his constant attacks on the club he claims to support as he himself says at the start of it
Wat a shit article. My dik can give a better story, just ask yer mum, son.
We lost so many great players because we r too slow to react and spend.
Itself called satire you retard. It’s a lighthearted article written to amuse…get a life!!
Satire………you’ve gotta be joking!
You are on some bad weeds!
thats a plain stupid imagination..style up
Wenger is a stupid manager
Facts or point of correction,he’s not a stupid manager.He’s a STINGY manager.comprede?wacko.
its jst a joke come on guys
in wengR- i don’t TRUST
If history has taught us anything, and by us I mean arsenal fans, its that that this transfer window will probably end without one signing. Already we are hearing the usual catch phrases; we have a strong youth core; this team is strong enough to contest for the title.!!!. Come you all. Don’t you see the con. We make a bid we have no intention of going the distance and amidst all the noise everybody forgets – we haven’t made any signings to the problem areas we all know exists.
Please!! let him joke probably the only laugh we will get out of all this
Quite extraordinary! Please tell me the last time a summer transfer window closed without us signing anybody? And FYI we’ve already made a signing. What history actually tells us is that every season we have a bunch of moaning, glory hunting fans who act like spoilt kids and every season we’d be better off without them………………….no change there then.
Man that was an awesome post. Funny as Hell!!! Rib cracking stuff!!!
Now that’s satire !
2.0 down in emerates cup and this joke of a manager wenger thinks this shit going to win premiership. go know and take the crap with you.
Sometimes a fool should learn to keep his mouth shut til the game is over an not base the outcome of a season not yet started on 1/2hr of a friendly which only half the 1st choice players started
The blogger has died.
The only thing left for Wenger to do these days is pull a chicken out of the hat. We have had the donkeys in previous seasons.
Arsenal fans are like your children
suprise them by bringing joy & happiness.make realistic changes
at Emirates stadium.
Gunners fans be ptien,wenger will make great sing before premier leaque start.
Dafuq did I just read ?
What we need 2 be doing is prayer ?let pray.prayer can change tinz
Some people just take everything to serious. Love to read some fun stuff in between all moaning. Did you also see that one of the ball-fetching kids was actually Bernard?
Am tired of all deze deluded arsenal fans yearnin 4 big name signins, buh leme use real madrid as example,dey v spent oveer £400m in d last 5yrs & hv only showed 1 league title & 1 carlin cup 2 it, cr7@£80m,kaka@64m,benzema@40m,modric@30m contrao@27m,de maria@25m,ozil@25m,alonso@26mpepe@20m,carlvanho@15m,khedira@16m etc
The poster of ds is surely on drug
Yes. Joker joker joker yes wenger is jokers
That has to be the worst post I’ve ever read. Your an idiot mate!
I wish nothing but cancer upon Wenger
And a double leg break for his lover boy Sanogo
That filthy pedophile disgust me every year
You appear to have serious issues, best go back to masturbating in your own faeces….
Like wenger did to Sanogo’s?
OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE SOMEONE WITH DEEP ISSUES OF HATRED AND ANGER.CANT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHY YOU WOULD POST A COMMENT AS JUVENILE AND WEAKMINDED AS YOU DID.YOU ARE NOT A FOOTBALL FAN AND I CANT BELIEVE ANYONE WHO POST S A COMMENT FILLED WITH SUCH SAD PERSPECTIVES WOULD BOTHER TO ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER.IN FUTURE FEEL FREE TO KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS ON OTHER HUMAN BEINGS TO YOURSELF AS THEY ARE NOT WORTH ANYTHING TO ANYONE.
Fucking filthy stingy pedophile
I wish nothing but cancer upon you, you senile bastard.
You con the fans again, i hope you and Sanogo rots in hell you disgusting prick!
Arsene winger na mumu
Wenger and bord there full in transfer windown, look d way there play der transfer stupid way?
This summer (like others before), Ivan Gazidis (the Dick-Head) + Arsene Wenger (the Idiot) = No Recognisable Player Arrivals at Arsenal!!
Arsene Wenger is and will always a joker
It seems our sense of humour has gone the same way as our optimism,nice try at cheering us up anyway,cheers