Trying To Make Sense of The Luis Suarez “Bid”

The only “fact” we’ve had so far from this story is the £30 million bid that was rejected by Liverpool. I’m still not 100% sure what the reason for the bid was – whether it was to “hurry along” the Higuain deal (which according to Florentino Perez was never on the table in the first place) or the possibility that we were actually interested in signing him.

The problem is, either one of those explanations make no sense. The idea that we would bid on an player that Real Madrid were interested in to push through another deal seems preposterous. The idea it would “panic” Real Madrid into selling Higuain for a lower price so they could have cash for the Suarez deal is ridiculous. This is a team that spent £80 million on Cristiano Ronaldo so they obviously have the means to raise funds if required. And if anything, bidding on a Real Madrid “target” would more than likely piss them off rather than help matters.

Higuain is reportedly “confused” at Arsenal’s bid for Suarez and the big question is that how can Arsenal haggle over a couple of million for Higuain and then offer Liverpool £30 million?

You can only speculate (which is what everyone else seems to be doing) that we didn’t want to pay Real Madrid their valuation of Higuain and we decided to go for Suarez instead.

But that doesn’t make sense either.

So if we weren’t playing games with Real Madrid then Arsene Wenger could actually be interested in bringing Suarez to Arsenal. But with a club that Arsene himself has labelled as having “class”, why would we even entertain the idea of bringing in a player with major temperament problems, been found guilty of racism on the football field and has not once, but twice bitten another footballer. Then there is the fact that he dives and cheats at every opportunity. Of course we had players like Bobby who used to “fall easily” now and then but he wasn’t as hated as Suarez is. Surely, Suarez is not even worth the risk?

We’ve had problematic players in the past such as Ashley Cole, Emmanuel Adebayor, Samir Nasri and Nicklas Bendtner, and the first thing Arsene has tried to do is get rid of them.

The bid of £30 million does have the smell of Arsenal trying to get a deal. As I’ve said before (apparently controversially) I think he is overrated. He is a good player but nowhere near being in the Top 5 forwards in the world like some Liverpool-biased pundits claim he is. Ronaldo, Messi, Falcao, Ibrahimovic, Aguero, Van Persie… there’s 6 already. With his problems, Suarez’s market value is probably around the £32 million mark. He is a player who can easily get himself banned for long periods and has shown that already at Ajax and now Liverpool. Without his taste for human flesh and the inability to avoid confrontation, then he would be worth around £45 million.

People will compare the £24 million we got for Van Persie who was in the last year of his contract, to Suarez who has 3 years left on his current deal to run. The fact is though, Suarez has publicly declared numerous times that he wants to leave and that compromises his market value. Look at Cesc Fabregas when he joined Barcelona – he was worth double what we got for him at the time and we majorly lost out.

Anyway, the only thing I know about the whole Luis Suarez affari is that it seems to make no sense whatsoever!

Two of Arsenal’s “Possible” Starting Elevens for 2013/2014

With all the rumours going around about who we might sign, silly season has gone into overdrive. With only a handful of “facts” being made public, and most of the other news pure hearsay, I have come up with two possible starting elevens for next season; Rumour Mill Starting XI and Realistic Starting XI (sorry I couldn’t come up with more exciting names).

Rumour Mill Starting XI

If we believed everything we’ve been hearing since the end of the season, we would have one formidable starting eleven:

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Bench: Szczesny, Vermaelen, Arteta, Wilshere, Walcott, Giroud, Podolski.

We haven’t been linked with any defenders which is strange, considering we need defensive cover with the departure of Djourou and Santos surplus to requirements. There are rumous about Sagna moving to big-spending Monaco or PSG, so it could be the season for Jenkinson to shine.

Fellaini is a player that there have been rumours about for a while, and with our rejected bid for Lars Bender, it’s possible we follow that up with an improved bid. We’ve already bid for Suarez, and with TLTDTEW most people had that one all sewn up. And we all know about the rumours about wantaway Rooney.

Overall, if we did purchase all of our “linked” players, then we really would have a team that could compete for the Premier League title. Of course though, this is all fantasy football.

Realistic Starting XI

However, after getting being brought down to reality in recent days, then below is our most realistic starting eleven for next season:

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Bench: Fabianski, Jenkinson, Vermaelen, Ramsey, Wilshere, Giroud, Podolski.

If we’re being realistic, we’re either going to bring in no-one or just a couple of decent signings. At this early stage of the transfer window, and call me optimistic, I would put money on Higuain and Fellaini being those deals. While they may not happen, I see them as being far more realistic than Rooney, Suarez and Bender arriving.

They may not be the exact signings in the end, but I’m sure Arsene knows that we need another central defender, midfielder and striker.

Djourou has moved to Germany on loan so cover in that position is vital, especially with the news that Vermaelen has picked up a small injury. We need another body in midfield as we can’t rely on Wilshere maintaining his fitness for a full season. And then upfront, we could do with a lethal striker who takes the chances we create.

And this could be the season where Oxlade-Chamberlain makes the step up and becomes a regular starter for us. He certainly has the talent and ability, and it seems like Arsene is ready to give him a real chance.

If you think about it, if we brought The Ox into the starting eleven it would be like a new signing!

Arsenal’s New Kit Launch Is Disappointing

Yesterday was the day the new Arsenal away kit was officially launched.

And although the kit itself looks nice, ultimately it was a disappointing spectacle. With rumours that the press were invited to the official launch then the assumption was that this would be the pefect opportunity to reveal an exciting new signing, specifically you know who.

As it turned out, it was a very nice PR exercise where the British core of the side (Jenkinson, Ramsey, Theo, Gibbs, Oxlade-Chamberlain and Wilshere) all appeared looking very nice in the new strip and putting their arms around each other in an act of solidarity.

And maybe that’s how it will be next season with the “British core”. We’ll sell Sagna to Monaco or PSG and then give Jenkinson his chance, which wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. He has the right attitude and for me, is a fantastic player. At the start of last season when Sagna was out and Jenkinson was playing I thought he was excellent. Not to put too much pressure on him at this stage, but I think he’s top drawer. Gibbs is pretty much first choice left-back now and has been for a while.

Then in midfield, we will give Oxlade-Chamberlain a chance in his favoured position. A midfield of Arteta, Wilshere and Oxlade-Chamberlain could work really well. Up top, we have Theo on the right and then Podolski and Giroud to complete the line-up.

So maybe the whole kit launch was about bringing in a new era for Arsenal, something similar to Manchester United’s Class of 92′ – putting in faith in the young British players to bring success.

Which means we wouldn’t need to anything stupid like spend any money.

Whatever Happened To Nicklas Bendtner?

Arsenal signed Nicklas Bendtner in 2004 when he was only 16 years of age. In the 2004/2005 season, he formed a prolific strike partnership with other promising talent Arturo Lupoli in the reserves. He had loan moves to Birmingham City, Sunderland and Juventus with varying success.

He’s never been the most prolific striker at the top level, but he is not short of self-confidence. At senior level his record is roughly 1 goal scored every 4 games (well, 3.66 to be exact) while at national level it is pretty impressive, having scored 22 goals in 55 appearances.

So what happened? At 25 years of age, he is hardly damaged goods, and if you look back at his goals for Arsenal the signs are there that he has talent. But as we all know too well with football, talent can only get you so far.

He’s damaged parked cars while on a night out with his team-mates at Sunderland, there was a fight at a Newcastle hotel, he famously walked out of a night club with his pants down and he has been done for drink-driving. He also showed off his PaddyPower boxer shorts while on national duty in Euro 2012.

He seems destined (unless he has a personality transplant) to join the ranks of players who have great potential but for one reason or another, end up with a disappointing career. Specific names that spring to mind include David Bentley, Jermaine Pennant, Anthony Stokes, Jay Simpson, Armand Traore and Jay Emmanuel-Thomas. Not quite fading into obscurity into the 3rd or 4th tier of football competitions, but maybe playing for teams lower in the top league or in the 2nd tier.

At 25 years of age, this really is make or break time for Bendtner. He is still young enough to make a really good career for himself, and has yet to reach his peak age of 27/28. But at the same time, from his Twitter and other social media accounts, it seems that fame and fortune is more important than getting his head down and performing well on the pitch. It may be an unfair assumption, but his career to date reflect this. He is young, sure of himself and it would be fair to say he may not be the best at taking advice or criticism.

The regret for Arsenal was he had the potential (and that’s the key word) to do well at Arsenal. His most productive season for us was in 2008-2009, after which main striker Emmanuel Adebayor left. This was probably the time for him to come to the fore if he was ever going to make it at Arsenal, but having a serious car accident at the start of the 2009-2010 season didn’t help matters. After that, his Arsenal career stuttered and he’s been on the outside looking in ever since.

You can’t accuse Arsene Wenger of not giving him chances. He’s made close to 160 appearances for Arsenal in the 5 seasons he’s been in our squad (and not on loan) and despite showing glimpses of promise, just hasn’t delivered.

Wherever Nicklas Bendtner ends up, I wish him luck.

Arsenal Are Trying To Shop at Waitrose with Tesco Vouchers

As Jose Mourinho famously quoted towards the end of his last reign as Chelsea manager regarding the January Transfer Window when he had an injury crisis, he likened the state of his squad to eggs:

“In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes.

“So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.”

At the moment, with rejected bids for Luis Suarez, Lars Bender and TLTDTEW, it’s clear that Arsene Wenger is shopping at Waitrose but only has his Tesco vouchers. And we all know that supermarkets won’t accept vouchers from other stores because of the Transactions and Payments Legislation Law of 2001 (okay I made that up but you get my point).

Why are we putting in low bids (well, bids that aren’t high enough) for players just to get knocked back instantly (Suarez, Bender) by their clubs, or trying to get players on the cheap (Higuain, Fellaini). Then there are players we’re just so left field I have no idea where they came from (Torres, Barry, Rooney).

Are these bids even serious? On first reflection the £30 million bid for Suarez seems ridiculous, and the first impressions you get are that Arsenal are trying to get him “on the cheap” and that Liverpool are going to want much more for him (something around £45 million probably). But maybe, the bid isn’t so crazy after all.

Luis Suarez is undoubtedly talented but he has big problems. Would a club like Arsenal, who have class, want to be associated with a player who has been found guilty of racism and biting other players? When you think of that, the bid seems a bit mental. How could we rely on a player that could be missing for months on end.

Or maybe because the Higuain deal is dead in the water, we’re looking at other options. If I had to evaluate Suarez’s value in the transfer market, around £32 million would probably be right. He is a talented player but has far too much baggage to reach the £40 million plus mark. If his attitude was right, he’d be worth that.

Plus, I’ve already said on record that I wouldn’t want him at Arsenal.

The most likely scenario is that Arsenal are trying to force Real Madrid’s hand. By bidding for Suarez, it “forces” Real to offload Higuain and try and get Suarez. It could be Arsene playing Poker again (like he did with Alex Ferguson over RVP) but then I wonder are Arsenal capable of playing these games? Real Madrid’s president Florentino Perez seems to think so.

Could this be a summer where Arsenal are linked to superstars such as Wayne Rooney, Luis Suarez, Gonzalo Huguain, Marouane Fellaini, Lars Bender and Fernando Torres, only to end up with a young French player from Ligue 1?

Never fear, when Abou Diaby returns from injury for the 2,946th time, it will be like a new signing! Luckily Tomas Rosicky has injury problems now as well so when he comes back that’s another signing!